Cold, shoulder hunched, pre-historic looking heron sits canal side nurturing her reflection.
Meanwhile white skinned naked ape, somehow from Africa, also cold, shoulder hunched and dressed in grey, sits opposite.
Man, call him Sam, pulls out new age plastic square and takes electronic painting of heron.
"Clearly" he things "she is breaking the 'no fishing' laws.
Heron looks up, stares at man. "Clearly" she thinks "he is an idiot".
Thursday, 26 January 2017
Wednesday, 25 January 2017
Burns Night
The low, frosty light
Glares through gradients of sky
As I walk between blue tits
Magpies resting high
We all sing together
A cheery, golden song
As if the spring, here forever
Instead of winter long
But hasten thee to think
I wish it to be warm
For I would love nothing more
Than the snow of the Cairngorn
Early, we would rise
My lover and I
Climb the perthshire hills
Until the days we die
Through the dark winter power
The shine of long lived moon
A dram of whisky every hour
To bed from afternoon
We walk to feel the crisp, fresh air
Rosy cheeks and wind swept hair
We walk to see the handsome glen
The tartan kilts of brazen, copper men
We sit to feel the fire trickle down our throats
Taste the vegan haggis made with Scottish oats
So raise a glass...
Not so summer heat or the lightness of spring
But to real highland pete and raven wing
Raise a glass for frost, wind and snow
For red hair, red whisky and the fire's red glow
Like the mountain path raise that glass high for life's twists and turns
Then drink the contents dry for MR ROBBIE BURNS!
Glares through gradients of sky
As I walk between blue tits
Magpies resting high
We all sing together
A cheery, golden song
As if the spring, here forever
Instead of winter long
But hasten thee to think
I wish it to be warm
For I would love nothing more
Than the snow of the Cairngorn
Early, we would rise
My lover and I
Climb the perthshire hills
Until the days we die
Through the dark winter power
The shine of long lived moon
A dram of whisky every hour
To bed from afternoon
We walk to feel the crisp, fresh air
Rosy cheeks and wind swept hair
We walk to see the handsome glen
The tartan kilts of brazen, copper men
We sit to feel the fire trickle down our throats
Taste the vegan haggis made with Scottish oats
So raise a glass...
Not so summer heat or the lightness of spring
But to real highland pete and raven wing
Raise a glass for frost, wind and snow
For red hair, red whisky and the fire's red glow
Like the mountain path raise that glass high for life's twists and turns
Then drink the contents dry for MR ROBBIE BURNS!
Thursday, 8 December 2016
Dirty Old Dike
This is the dike that helped me realise.
I sat here and pondered over it for years
before I knew what I was meant to.
Now I look down and see only leaves
of every shape, size and colour
and think perhaps this truth is not for
everyone.
Above me scuttle squirrels on bare branches.
They have no need for a unified philosophy,
they have no need for my opinion.
Maybe this world was created by one God
- perspective -
For where one sees a golden forest
another sees timbre
Where one sees a stream of knowledge
Another sees a dirty old dike
I’ve reached the top.
Now I look down and see only town.
People of every shape, size and colour
and think perhaps this truth is not for
everyone
Above me birds fly.
The afternoon sun dips into cloud.
It has no need for a unified philosophy,
it has no need for my opinion.
It is God,
responsible for turning the forest
golden
And then burning the timbre
It is the only reason we have
- perspective -
- perspective -
at all.
The crow caws nuclear wars, black sky
forever
Every leaf is a different shape, size and colour.
We have no need for a unified philosophy
for I see now the sun and moon out together
lighting up the dike.
So I believe it’s day time
But you have said it’s night
Could we just accept that
Both of us are right?
This is the dike that helped me realise
what I was meant to...
That we all live under one roof,
that we all huddle round one fire.
So when we’ve knocked the house down
just to build another
we can all rest assured
we'll all die together.
Thursday, 28 April 2016
City Brick
The bricks are densely packed on top of each other. They
have no room to breath like the sandstone and wood of the country.
Instead they stack in lines forming square corners that three times go
back to the queue. Waiting forever to get nowhere. Collectively
they mimic their original form in giant oblongs that reach to the clouds, only
to find that the sky is as cold and wet as the hard ground. If this urban
jungle had a ceiling the whole city would look like a brick. Before them,
in the townships and villages of yesteryear, there were only rocks. They
would fight against being piled up so easily. Walls on farmland, hundreds
of years old, still beam with every character that makes them.
Cottage-oak and barn-timbre breath creative patterns and fine art.
Even stone brick, though still too standardised for the most part, is at
least friendly in its sturdiness. But city bricks, especially those
facing centrally, that have never felt proper weather, have no discernable individuality
at all. Each wears the same suit as the rest as far as I can tell.
Now I cannot blame the bricks for this for as far as I know they cannot make nor lay themselves. Equally I mustn’t judge the city, for
it too was just a few cottages worthy of a public house once. In fact I
see nothing worthy or noble in penance of any sort. It also has to be
said that some suburban architecture that seeps into the city walls can be
vastly unique, especially in the steep conformity of the drifting style on many
ages - the new cool, which will soon freeze. Also worth highlighting is
that even one of low intelligence can see the hypocrisy in the Yorkshire stone
calling the red brick black. From a distance, indeed, the fields of
village Yorkshire or even Cumbria may look even more tarred with the same brush
than the flats of London and in some ways the style could benefit from some
more imports. However it is in those hand made raisings, as we may call
them (instead of buildings) due to their connectedness to local rock, in which
fires roar. Here 'tis the brick on the highest moor that finds success -
not merely the one on the top of the ladder, or the crane as it may be these
days.
I’ve begun to ramble in metaphor you may have noticed. And ramble I do but not in the city. Amongst the skyscrapers and tramlines we
run. Forever trying to minimise our
journey time yet never actually being anywhere.
Like the towers of Shang Hi we must always be ready to move but never
enjoy doing so. Here in the hills though
we are more like the pebbles that slowly tumble down the footpath; they are
always still yet have never stopped. It
can be said (despite popular phrasing) that the city always sleeps for in its
fast paced anxiety it swallows time.
Like dreams you wake with hazy memories and unaccountable years. Out in the green hills time will not be
rushed. Sit, we may, for hours with nothing
happen. Here we can live a long life in
the true sense. Every hour of daylight
is an hour of genuine time and every hour of night is two with candlelight and
whisky. Hopefully forever I have
forgotten the urban jungle ambition for these peaceful village meadows. Here I lie in the golden stone made with rock
rather than the red brick pathed with broken gold.
Thursday, 14 April 2016
Sex Everywhere (Springtime)
Crows tie nots in the air, cawing for each other.
Daffodils stare longingly for the rare bumble bee, yellowing every day.
The house bricks are melding closer together and cars are driving in pairs.
On the bus people sit apart but lean towards one another.
Then in town every advert is provocative.
All the signs spell SEX.
The church spire is particularly erect.
I walk through the tunnel and out the other side.
Even the concrete is bursting with life.
The vehicles in the car park squeeze tightly in their spaces.
The breakfast baguette leaves pleasure on their faces.
Daffodils stare longingly for the rare bumble bee, yellowing every day.
The house bricks are melding closer together and cars are driving in pairs.
On the bus people sit apart but lean towards one another.
Then in town every advert is provocative.
All the signs spell SEX.
The church spire is particularly erect.
I walk through the tunnel and out the other side.
Even the concrete is bursting with life.
The vehicles in the car park squeeze tightly in their spaces.
The breakfast baguette leaves pleasure on their faces.
Wednesday, 17 February 2016
Loch it Up
I feel like I'm in a clock
At steady pace equidistant roadside pillars mark time
Each one measuring a moment that i spend marvelling over pine
Fir, oak, rock and river side
Bumps, creases, folds and lines
If only I could keep on walking
For there are so many miles left to roam
The rain falls gently on this page
Yet I am locked in heavy gaze
Feast your eyes on this goes the phrase
But rather than indulging I prefer to graze
Slowly munching every metre and to raise
a glass to the view but only sipping
so as not to get too drunk on its magnificence
Not dazed by the glory and majesty of its vastness
Not phased by its vertigo
Like those giants tumbling from vertical
Oh so vertical and vertical and vertical and vertical and.....
So as to climb to see the tip unless, like those, have tipped buried in the snow or moss
Like if I could sit here long enough
My cheeks frozen to the rock
Legs tangled in the grass
Neck and head depart into the clouds
That steady pace of clock would stop
Every marked moment pop
And finally this illusion of time and space being seperate would drown
In the bottom of the loch
At steady pace equidistant roadside pillars mark time
Each one measuring a moment that i spend marvelling over pine
Fir, oak, rock and river side
Bumps, creases, folds and lines
If only I could keep on walking
For there are so many miles left to roam
The rain falls gently on this page
Yet I am locked in heavy gaze
Feast your eyes on this goes the phrase
But rather than indulging I prefer to graze
Slowly munching every metre and to raise
a glass to the view but only sipping
so as not to get too drunk on its magnificence
Not dazed by the glory and majesty of its vastness
Not phased by its vertigo
Like those giants tumbling from vertical
Oh so vertical and vertical and vertical and vertical and.....
So as to climb to see the tip unless, like those, have tipped buried in the snow or moss
Like if I could sit here long enough
My cheeks frozen to the rock
Legs tangled in the grass
Neck and head depart into the clouds
That steady pace of clock would stop
Every marked moment pop
And finally this illusion of time and space being seperate would drown
In the bottom of the loch
Thursday, 28 May 2015
Calder
Gentle water
Meander down the Calder
Soft greens reflected from your surface
As if another world exists below
Sheltered, as I am, from your future
Falling from the sky
I witness droplets altering your flow
Calming river
My foot numb from your hypnosis
Mind blank, sat shielded
On your shaded bank
Ripples twitching evening glow
Nomadic traveller
I wish that you could take me
Peacefully, I'd cherish every moment
Stay with you
Wherever you may go
Meander down the Calder
Soft greens reflected from your surface
As if another world exists below
Sheltered, as I am, from your future
Falling from the sky
I witness droplets altering your flow
Calming river
My foot numb from your hypnosis
Mind blank, sat shielded
On your shaded bank
Ripples twitching evening glow
Nomadic traveller
I wish that you could take me
Peacefully, I'd cherish every moment
Stay with you
Wherever you may go
Thursday, 21 May 2015
Craving Horizontal
Feet up, eyes closed
Lent back
Stool on two legs
Propped against the wall
Head loose
One leg crossed over the other
Bum forward, shoulders reclined
A glazed look out the window
New chair
Padded everywhere
An extra lever for optimum comfort
An extra wheel for maximum glide
Central heating turned on full
Electric light killing the darkness
Forest sounds tweeting through the hi fi
Incense burning hairs in your nostrils
These imitations of lying outside in the grass
Will never be as good
As lying outside in the grass.
Lent back
Stool on two legs
Propped against the wall
Head loose
One leg crossed over the other
Bum forward, shoulders reclined
A glazed look out the window
New chair
Padded everywhere
An extra lever for optimum comfort
An extra wheel for maximum glide
Central heating turned on full
Electric light killing the darkness
Forest sounds tweeting through the hi fi
Incense burning hairs in your nostrils
These imitations of lying outside in the grass
Will never be as good
As lying outside in the grass.
Tuesday, 12 May 2015
Election
We have taken one step back.
This is not the end of walking, we are not rolling down the hill.
We may have put our foot in it.
This IT may be hot coal, from which some scars will always show, some wounds will never heal.
One day though we will remember this suffering long enough to take a few steps forward.
We will continue on our path up this great rise.
Perhaps we'll never see the top but together we can reach a view point.
Once we learn to hold each other's hand we can stop, stand and watch the sun set.
At this height let something greater than our selves, our most loyal friend, determine when our path has come to end.
This is not the end of walking, we are not rolling down the hill.
We may have put our foot in it.
This IT may be hot coal, from which some scars will always show, some wounds will never heal.
One day though we will remember this suffering long enough to take a few steps forward.
We will continue on our path up this great rise.
Perhaps we'll never see the top but together we can reach a view point.
Once we learn to hold each other's hand we can stop, stand and watch the sun set.
At this height let something greater than our selves, our most loyal friend, determine when our path has come to end.
Wednesday, 1 April 2015
Retirement
In the years it takes for a tree to grow
Millions around it are cut down
Most of which have lived much longer
Than any of us have been around
It takes just a second to cut
And another few more to burn
We rarely think of the hundreds of years
Each tree has been waiting its turn
Millions around it are cut down
Most of which have lived much longer
Than any of us have been around
It takes just a second to cut
And another few more to burn
We rarely think of the hundreds of years
Each tree has been waiting its turn
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